Wednesday, March 10, 2010


At Sunday dinner

Jason, looking at calendar: "So, Good Friday is . . . when . . . I think the office is closed . . ."

Annie, solemnly: "Good Friday is when JESUS DIED." Silence.

Me, casually: "Did you talk about that at Sunday School today?"

Annie, launching into a long, non-sensical interpretation of Easter-related events, ending with, " . . . and then he was alive again on Easter!"

Jemma: "And then he turned into Father Jim!"


At my yoga class today

Instructor: "So, what did you think?"

Burly, manly athlete-type who had actually whimpered at one point during a pose: "They lied."

Instructor: "Who lied?"

Burly, manly athlete-type: "The people who said Pilates was harder than yoga."

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