Jason, looking at calendar: "So, Good Friday is . . . when . . . I think the office is closed . . ."
Annie, solemnly: "Good Friday is when JESUS DIED." Silence.
Me, casually: "Did you talk about that at Sunday School today?"
Annie, launching into a long, non-sensical interpretation of Easter-related events, ending with, " . . . and then he was alive again on Easter!"
Jemma: "And then he turned into Father Jim!"
*****
At my yoga class today
Instructor: "So, what did you think?"
Burly, manly athlete-type who had actually whimpered at one point during a pose: "They lied."
Instructor: "Who lied?"
Burly, manly athlete-type: "The people who said Pilates was harder than yoga."
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