Monday, November 29, 2010

Things Jemma Says: Christmas Edition

While watching the ballet yesterday, during the part where the dad, wearing his nightshirt, "heard a clatter and sprang from his bed to see what was the matter":

Jemma:  "Who's that?"

Me:  "That's the daddy."

Jemma:  "Pfft!  He has a dress on!  Boys don't wear dresses!  Is that his bathrobe?"

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While waiting in line to meet Santa Claus:

Me:  "Jemma, what are you going to ask Santa for when you sit on his lap?"

Jemma:  "A snack."

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After sitting on Santa's lap:

Me:  "What did you ask Santa for?"

Jemma:  "A black cat."

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